The United Provinces of Democratic Kingdom of South India is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jambi Shriyan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.373 billion South Indians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bengaluru. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient South Indian economy, worth 883 trillion South Indian Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,821 South Indian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, a passport is literally priceless, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Kingdom of South India's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Democratic Kingdom of South India is ranked 285,790^th in the world and 104^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15.68 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.